Why Must History be a Thing?

Dear Reader, 


So let it be known that I LOATHE history. I mean what is the point of learning about what some dead guys did over 100 years ago? Besides most of the time, it always ends up in a freaking war! Don’t we see enough of that on the news? Why do we have to learn about it every day in school too? I can’t wait until I graduate and get out of this place! What makes it even worse is the history teacher is my dad, so not only do I have to listen to him drone about it for an hour a day, I have to listen to him talk about it at home too. Today’s lecture was about some archeological dig they are doing on some random island off the coast of Iceland. According to Daddy Dearest, it was the same island my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother or whatever was from. I don’t think he appreciated it too much when I pulled the homework card to get out of that discussion. Sorry dad, if you wouldn’t assign so much homework, maybe I would stick around…or not. 


Till next time, 


Lexi

P.S. In case any of you were wondering, here is a picture of the mysterious island of Kolland. 



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